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Type: Hemp Flower: Cherry Creme, Wedding Cake, Spec Diesel, Cali Gold

Brand: Green Unicorn Farms

In a nuttshell?
This brand has the best hemp flower I've tried.
It looks like the picture, and has the looks and smell, and potency.
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Green Unicorn Farms Hemp Flower (CBD)


Biblical warning, meditate on it: Jeremiah 11:10-11:11 This has to do with the 2nd commandment as well, scary. Abide. You best abide. 10 They are turned back to the iniquities of their forefathers, which refused to hear my words; and they went after other gods to serve them: the house of Israel and the house of Judah have broken my covenant which I made with their fathers. 11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.


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Before I get into the reviews, I want to say that we should avoid idolatry when it comes to Cannabis, and instead give our praise and thanks to the Most High God. It's fine to enjoy it and benefit from it, but anything we put before God in our heart is idolatry. All credit goes to the creator, and we should never take credit for strains because truly allow plants to breed is not you being God. The plants were designed to cross on their own, human beings didn't create that process and don't deserve to take credit for it as if they "made" it.


Quick note: Robert from the store told me everything is organic, and there's no mRNA / genetically modified organisms involved ( no mad scientist laboratory gw pharmaceutical / monsanto evil's ). This is critical to understand this day and age. God's people need to only do business with other Godly people, or those who are doing things in a way which is not frowned upon by the Most High.


Cali Gold Strain
green unicorn farms hemp Cali Gold strain


Smell: Sweet, slightly earthy smell.


Taste: Slight lemon/citrus notes.


Bud Appearance & Structure: A nice light light green, almost lemon color/feel to it, with orange hairs, similar to the Cherry, except lighter in color on the green, and darker in color on the orange. Has a haze appearance to it. Very fluffy texture.


High: This stuff is so smooth, that I can honestly say smoking it out of the bong and I feel absolutely no urge to caugh. I taste light notes of lemon and citrus, but not too heavy. A very nice smoke indeed! I feel a slight indica type of body euphoria, which is suprising for just CBD flower. Having toked one bowl of this, I can say that it would make a nice hemp joint, which I can see as a much better alternative to tobacco. In fact I think Hemp joints could replace cigarettes! I bet they would go good with a nicotine patch I also feel a nice cool-rush sensation. I think that CBC or CBN content may be responsible from that, from my experience in trying various hemp products. This is the first time that I actually kinda enjoyed the smoke of Hemp, as most of the flower I have had before this wasn't very good at all. It still doesn't compare to regular Cannabis, but it has its purpose and I'm impressed. It's better than 305 brand cigarettes, and I bet some Hashish from real Marijuana added in with a joint could make this incredible, or some cannabis pollen sprinkled on top (it's high in THC)!

Spec Diesel
green unicorn farms hemp spec diesel strain


Smell: More pungent than the Cali Gold, with definate notes of diesel.


Bud Appearance & Structure: This one has more popcorn shaped nuggets, darker notes of green, and dark shades of orange.


High: Energetic, mostly sativa, uplifting, creative, head-centered, appetite. I felt a distinct urge to create ( write ) after I hit this. I didn't even finish the bowl because I was so excited about working on this review. It must be heavy sativa terpenes. Minor cannabinoids really are under-rated, and it's hemp strains like this that prove just how important they are to the high. In fact, while trying these new hemp products, I've come to learn that my body is fond of much more than just thc and cbd, and these minor cannabinoids are so important that without them, it's just not the same medicine. Thank GOD for Hemp!

Wedding Cake
green unicorn farms hemp wedding cake strain


Smell: Sweeter than the others, almost sugary, hints the name.


Bud Appearance & Structure: A more strawberry-shaped nug, a wider variety of colors, looks like light hints of purple and variations in the shade of green. Much easier to see under bright light. Upon close inspection this is one is probably the best to look at. It's hard to see details and color vibrancy in these photos. It's a very complex color profile and these nugs seem the most dense out of all 4 strains.


Taste: I can see why they call it wedding cake, as it has a sugary taste, similar to that of wedding cake, but doesn't actually taste like cake, just the sugar used on the cake. Pretty interesting.


High: hazey body high with euphoria and visual aspects to the high. Indica type of buzz with a noticable note of micro-dose thc effects. Suprised by the slight thc-headchange that I got off of this. I'm guessing it has the highest thc levels out of all of these. ( even tho it's Hemp ) I gotta slight head change off of this! To be fair, I did have one dropper of their full spectrum hemp oil which I get a thc-buzz off of too. Long story short this brand just seems to work for me. This strain would make a nice strain as a passenger on a road trip, enjoyed as a cigarette. Hemp flower is also an excellent way to stretch out your flower, or dilute bud in a joint that you feel is too strong for your needs.

Cherry Creme
green unicorn farms hemp Cherry Creme strain


This one has the most unique aroma, and wound up being my favorite. I can see why they called it Cherry Creme, it has a a scent that's almost sweet, but overpowered with what can only be described as creme notes, a good flavor to smoke with Coffee in the morning. A tincture of this would be awesome added in Coffee as well! Upon looking at it, I never would have guessed it would be my favorite. Over time I just became more and more drawn and impressed by it. Under a good light it has some nice color notes, and variety. It's my favorite one out of all of the 4 here that I sampled. I would be curious to see what a Marijuana strain with these types of genetics would be like!


Bud Appearance & Structure: A mostly green strain with orange hairs, buds are typically both long and dense ( indica sativa hybrid traits ).


Taste: Reminds me of fancy tobacco products like cloves, which have vanilla flavors and exotic notes. This strain is perfect with some Coffee in the morning, and seems that it would vibe well with a cappachino or something like that. It has a holy early morning vibe to it! Good for mornings that you don't want to get deep fried, but just want a mellow well rounded but not over-powering cannabis sensation on the hybrid full spectrum type of wave length.


High: A well rounded hybrid type of high, mixing the best of sativa and indica for a balance between energetic and creative, and hazey body euphoria. It feels like something for both mornings and evenings when you don't want to be too stimulated or sedated, and just sort of a calm in between. Again it sure feels like it would blend well with a cup of Coffee, or hot chocolate. It would make a good cannagar ( similar to Cigar ).


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Read my review on: Green Unicorn Farms FULL SPECTRUM HEMP OIL! IT's FIRE!


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